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Privacy: Going anonymous on the Internet
Social media: Now, even babies tweet
Many parents feel it’s essential to snap up Twitter handles and Gmail accounts for their kids before someone grabs those names.
“Harper Estelle Wolfeld-Gosk has 6,282 Twitter followers,” said Joe
Coscarelli in NYMag.com. “She’s 2 weeks old.” The infant daughter of
Today show correspondent Jenna Wolfe is just one of thousands of kids
who have Twitter accounts that are written in their voices but are “set
up, maintained, and authored by parents.” Here’s a sample of little
Harper’s tweets: “Pooped AND pee’d on Dr’s changing table. Everyone
laughed.”
Why bother with such twaddle? Blame both “everyday parental pride”
and “tech-savvy paranoia.” Many parents feel it’s essential to snap up
Twitter handles and Gmail accounts for their kids before someone grabs
those names. Once those accounts are established, parents can’t resist
the temptation to put wisecracks in their kids’ mouths. Some critics are
calling this “oversharenting’’—sharing too much information about kids
online, said Eliana Dockterman in Time.com. One study found that 94
percent of parents post pictures of their kids on the Internet, with
newborns uploaded to Facebook an average of 57.9 minutes after their
birth.
You won’t find my daughter there, said Amy Webb in
Slate.com. My husband and I have decided we will keep all photos of and
references to her off the Internet until she’s mature enough to decide
what to post. Exposing your child on social media poses huge issues for
his or her “future self.” Do you really want photos of your 5-year-old
in a bathing suit circulating permanently on the Internet? Do you want
Google and Facebook to start compiling data about your kids before they
can even crawl, to be shared with advertisers or intrusive government
agencies or unknown searchers? “It’s inevitable that our daughter will
become a public figure, because we’re all public figures in this new
digital age.” But it should be her, not us, who decides what’s in that
public identity.
So, parents, please spare us, said Mary
Elizabeth Williams in Salon.com. All these babies tweeting and posting
supposedly amusing observations on Facebook really is a bit much. “It’s
like we all woke up one day in a mass version of Look Who’s Talking.”
Children are not meant to be a “witty accessory” to your own online
life. Besides, said Caity Weaver in Gawker.com, making sure your kid has
the right handle on a Facebook and Instagram account 20 years from now
is laughably shortsighted. It’s likely to be as useful as 1990s parents
stockpiling “CompuServe screen names and laser disc players.”
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It's Time for Emojis to be More Diverse
"If these emoji are going to be the texting and Twitter standard, we think it'd be cool if they better reflected the diversity of the people using them" says Chris Gayomali. There are nine cat-face emotions, but not one black person.
Emojis have now fully embedded themselves into our digital vocabulary, showing up in everything from forgettable Katy Perry videos to comedians tapping rap lyrics into their iPhones. The sentiment behind emojis is nothing new, of course. It's why we started pairing colons with closed parentheses and cocking our heads to the side in the first place.
Now, should you find yourself in a situation in which words do not suffice, the iOS keyboard offers hundreds of emoji options for you to pick from. There are several pixelated yellow faces representing the full spectrum of boredom, for instance. There are at least 10 variations for hearts. There are emojis of gay couples holding hands, a smiling turd, demon masks, and a beaming cherub. There are white faces — both young and old — as well as tokenistic caricatures of what appear to be an Asian boy, an Indian man, and a family of Latinos.
What there aren't, however, are any emojis for black people. Not a single one.
It's an egregious omission, and one that's drawing the ire of a petition circulating on DoSomething.org, as Fast Company initially reported. The petition is calling for Apple to update its iOS keyboard to more accurately reflect the multitude of people who use it. It states:
Of the more than 800 emojis, the only two resembling people of color are a guy who looks vaguely Asian and another in a turban. There's a white boy, girl, man, woman, elderly man, elderly woman, blonde boy, blonde girl and, we're pretty sure, Princess Peach. But when it comes to faces outside of yellow smileys, there's a staggering lack of minority representation.
The conspicuous absence of black faces on the emoji keyboard is both "deeply troubling and probably racist," says Andy Holdeman at PolicyMic. The "easy answer" is that emojis were developed in Japan, where there aren't very many black people. But that's a cop out, argues Holdeman, considering there are also two different icons for camels. Yep. Camels.
Emoji was originally developed by Shigetaka Kurita, who engineered the expressive reaction faces many years ago, around the time Windows 95 first began taking off in Japan. In 2010, they were added to the Unicode Standard in other countries, including the United States.
Calls for a more diverse emoji palette have been building in volume for a few months now. Even Miley Cyrus — whose recent indiscretions appropriating ratchet culture haven't exactly endeared her to the black community — rallied behind the cause back in December.
Support for better icon representation has been building steadily. Back in February during Black History month, users took to Twitter, Instagram, and other digital formats to call for more emoji diversity.
A lack of representation in something as inconsequential as dumb faces we text to each other is a firm reminder that racism isn't always explicit; more often, racism rears its head by marginalizing cultural influence in small, stubbornly ugly ways. "If these Emoji are going to be the texting and Twitter standard," write the petition's authors, "we think it'd be cool if they better reflected the diversity of the people using them." You can sign it over at DoSomething.org.
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No nudity after all: Google bans porn from Glass
So long, "T--s and Glass" says Chris Gayomali, Google is keeping it clean.
Google is showing that it's willing to be uncharacteristically draconian in order to endear Glass to the general public. And now it's borrowing a page right out of Apple's porn-free playbook.
After adult app developer MiKandi debuted its "T--s & Glass" app — which allows the Glasserati
to record, share, and rate pornography hands-free — Google snuck in and
updated its developer policy to bar sexy-time apps from the headset
completely:
We don't allow Glassware
content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit
material. Google has a zero-tolerance policy against child pornography.
If we become aware of content with child pornography, we will report it
to the appropriate authorities and delete the Google accounts of those
involved with the distribution.
Although the Google Play store
says it prohibits pornography, the Android marketplace is still flooded
with apps with titles like "Big Boobs nude - Videos" and "Tear sexy
girl's clothes."
As for MiKandi, it's back to the drawing board.
The company promises to find a workaround so the truly dedicated can
still ogle naked people inside a tiny cube of clear plastic. "When we
first picked up our device, we were very careful to comb through all of
Google's terms, policies, and developers' agreement to make sure we were
playing within their rules," Jennifer McEwen, co-founder of MiKandi,
told ABC News. "That was important to us to play in Google's
boundaries."
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The Biometrics Boom: Technology can identify you by unique traits in your eyes, your voice, and your gait. Is there cause for alarm?
What is biometrics?
It is the science of identifying individuals by their unique biological
characteristics. The best known and earliest example is fingerprints,
used by ancient Babylonians as a signature and by police since the turn
of the 20th century to identify criminals.
But in the last decade there has been a boom in more advanced
biometric technology, allowing people to be identified, and sometimes
remotely tracked, by their voices, the irises of their eyes, the
geometry of their faces, and the way they walk.
The FBI is consolidating existing fingerprint records, mug shots, and
other biometric data on more than 100 million Americans into a single
$1.2 billion database. When it is completed, in 2014, police across the
country will theoretically be able to instantly check a suspect against
that vast and growing array of data.
Law-enforcement officials are enthusiastic about this growing power,
while civil libertarians are aghast. "A society in which everyone's
actions are tracked is not, in principle, free," said William Abernathy
and Lee Tien of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. "It may be a livable
society, but would not be our society."
How did the boom come
about? The age of terrorism has created enormous interest in — and
lowered resistance to — identifying and tracking individuals in a very
precise way. "Biometrics represent what terrorists fear most: an increased likelihood of getting caught," said Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke.
Since 2002, the government has fingerprinted all foreign visitors to
the U.S. at airports and borders, collecting approximately 300,000
prints per day. In Afghanistan and Iraq, U.S. forces have gathered iris
data from 5.5 million people, to identify suspected insurgents and
prevent infiltration of military bases. Fueled by the growth of iris
scans in particular, the global biometrics industry in 2013 has revenues
of $10 billion — and is expected to double that in five years.
How
do iris scans work? Every person has unique patterns within the colored
part of his or her eye. A device scans your iris and compares it with
photos of irises on record, identifying people with accuracy rates of 90
to 99 percent, depending on the conditions and system used. Iris
scanners are now widely used on military bases, in federal agencies, and
at border crossings and airports.
An improved iris scan version can remotely assess up to 50 people per
minute, making it possible to scan crowds for known criminals or
terrorists whose iris patterns are on file. Facial recognition
technology, which identifies people through such geometric relationships
as the distance between their eyes, has also come a long way. The
technology is still only about 92 percent accurate, but "the error rate
halves every two years," said facial recognition expert Jonathon
Phillips.
What other biometrics are there? The U.S. military is
already using radar that can detect the unique rhythm of a person's
heartbeat from a distance, and even through walls. That technology is
being developed for use in urban battlefields, but may one day become a
law-enforcement tool.
A person's gait, too, is completely individual, and the technology to
recognize it has advanced to the point where a person can be identified
by hacking into the sensor that tracks the movement of the cellphone in
his or her pocket. "Because it does not require any special devices,
the gait biometrics of a subject can even be captured without him or her
knowing," said Carnegie Mellon University biometrician Marios Savvides.
What
are the privacy implications? Civil liberties groups warn that if these
technologies are not restrained by law, they could be used in truly
Orwellian ways. No laws currently limit data collection from biometric
technology or the sharing of that data among federal agencies.
Law-enforcement officials can use driver's license photos to identify
or hunt for suspects, for example; the government or private companies
could collect a person's biometric data without his consent and use it
to track his movements. "That has enormous implications, not just for
security but also for American society," said Chris Calabrese of the
American Civil Liberties Union.
Is there any turning back? Probably not, especially now that private companies are embracing biometrics.
Already, TD Bank and Barclays Bank are using voice recognition
technology to verify account holders. In the not-too-distant future,
we'll be able to start our cars with our fingerprints, use facial
recognition or iris scans instead of passwords on smartphones and other
electronic devices, and have doctors check our medical records by
scanning our faces.
These uses of biometrics will provide convenience and efficiency, but
at a steep price in privacy. Iris technology that reads our eye
movements, for example, will be able to determine what we look at in
stores — then use that data to create highly personalized advertising
aimed at what we've displayed interest in. "For companies and
governments," said the ACLU's Jay Stanley, "the incentives associated
with biometrics all point the other way from privacy."
Here in
the U.S., proposals to put biometric data on Social Security cards have
faltered because of concern among civil libertarians and conservatives
over government overreach. But in much of the developing world, the
concept of personal privacy carries less legal and cultural weight, and
there a biometric revolution is taking place, with some 160 massive
data-gathering projects underway.
Until the 21st century, more than a third of people in developing
countries were not registered in any way at birth, making it hard for
them to open bank accounts, get government benefits, or vote. Biometric
IDs could change that.
India is taking the fingerprints and iris scans of all 1.2 billion of
its citizens. Nandan Nilekani, the founder of outsourcing firm Infosys
and the project's leader, says being identified will allow India's
largely anonymous masses to claim services to which they're entitled
under the law, rather than being forced to bribe bureaucrats. "Unique
identification is a means to empowerment," he said.
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Your Outraged Internet Comments are only Making YOU Angrier
Don't
like this blog? Probably best to keep it to yourself, according to
Keith Wagstaff. Someone is always wrong on the Internet. Don't let it
get to you.
Facebook, blogs, Reddit, the comments section of a website — no
corner of the Internet is free from online rants. But while venting
online might feel cathartic, it could actually make you angrier in the
long run, according to a new study by researchers at the University of
Wisconsin-Green Bay.
As any online journalist knows, there are
certain people who seem to revel in anonymously venting their anger. But
what beleaguered writers may not be aware of is that there are two
kinds of venters, according to the study: Those who feel relaxed and
calm after reading and writing online rants, and those who become sad
and upset.
The study did not determine why certain people feel
better after indulging in outrage, but it did find that those people
eventually ended up angrier.
Not only that, but the people who
felt compelled to share their rage through a series of tubes claimed
that "they experienced frequent anger consequences, averaging almost one
physical fight per month and more than two verbal fights per month."
So
yes, your suspicions were correct, that person insulting you every day
on your blog probably does have an anger management problem.
The study prompts the question: Is there any benefit to writing seething rants online?
Not really. This jibes with past studies on Internet "discourse."
"At
the end of it you can't possibly feel like anybody heard you," Art
Markman, a professor of psychology at the University of Texas at Austin,
told Scientific American last year. "Having a strong emotional
experience that doesn't resolve itself in any healthy way can't be a
good thing."
In the end, seeking out a flesh-and-blood human
being to hash out a political argument with will probably make you feel
better than writing in all caps on the Internet.
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'Deflower,' 'pornography,' and 'marijuana': The taboo words your iPhone won't spell
In case you weren't aware, Apple is a family company. Chris Gayomali informs us, Apple is keeping it clean.
The
iPhone's autocorrect feature has certainly given the world its fair
share of chuckles and book deals of questionable merit. But in less
humorous news, it turns out that the iPhone
refuses to preemptively fix a handful of so-called "sensitive" words,
including "abortion," "rape," "murder," and more. A new experiment by
The Daily Beast's NewsBeast Labs used a computer program to go through
some 14,000 words that iOS 6, at factory settings, won't change if you
make a slight spelling mistake:
In fact, previous iOS software,
before spell check was introduced in April 2010, autocorrected many of
the words the latest software won't. "Abortion," "rape,” "drunken,"
"arouse," "murder," "virginity," and others were accurately
autocompleted under iOS 3.1.3.
Currently all new iOS devices ship
with iOS 6, which includes spell check. Anyone who has upgraded their
iOS since fall 2012 will have the latest iOS 6 software.
It's a
bit strange, but it isn't entirely unexpected. Apple, which naturally
refused to comment on the matter, is no stranger to pearl-clutching, as
evidenced by its adamant insistence that the App Store remain PG-13.
Yet
Apple's inability to comprehend that adults sometimes use adult
language is oddly out of touch with reality. "My iPhone is not a dimwit.
It seems to grasp and memorize names and phrases I use repeatedly.
These may not have any significance to anyone beyond those who know me
intimately," wrote CNET's Chris Matyszczyk in a 2012 column. "Yet
somehow, it doesn't know s---."
That said, if you use a strange
word not in Apple's standard dictionary enough (iOS 6 and up), it should
save your dirty "slang, inside jokes, and abbreviations" in iCloud
across your devices, according to Gizmodo. "S---head," for instance.
Head over to The Daily Beast
for the full list of words your autocorrect doesn't recognize by
default, which includes an eyebrow-raising array of Shakespearean gems
and sailor-speak, such as "cuckold," "deflower," "marijuana,"
"pornography," and "prostitute."
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Why it's so difficult to ban revenge porn
Almost
everyone hates it. But state legislatures are having a tough time
fighting it. "Is Anyone Up" may be gone, but there are plenty of other
revenge porn websites lingering in the dark recesses of the Internet.
Before it was shut down in 2012, the website Is Anyone Up was the leading publisher of revenge porn, defined as cell-phone nudes (or sexts) submitted by scorned exes, embittered friends, and/or malicious hackers posted next to the subject's name, location, and social media information.
The resulting outrage directed at the site and its founder, Hunter Moore (whom Rolling Stone called "The Most Hated Man on the Internet"), made it look like bans on revenge porn would be an easy sell to lawmakers.
So far, it hasn't turned out that way. Only New Jersey has a law on the books specifically targeting revenge porn.
In
2013, California is looking to punish anyone who posts nude or
partially nude images of subjects who had a "reasonable expectation of
privacy," including when the photographer originally had the subject's
consent. If the bill is passed (it was), it would make posting revenge
porn a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in prison and a $2,000
fine.
Considering no legislator wants to be considered
"pro-revenge porn," it should sail through the legislature. However,
that is what lawmakers in Florida and Missouri thought before similar
legislation stalled last year.
So what's the problem?
The issue of who is responsible for the photos is a big stumbling block, writes Patt Morrison at the Los Angeles Times:
As with an actual paper-and-ink letter, does the recipient of the photo own the actual physical picture but not the content
and therefore the right to reproduce it anywhere? Is the owner of the
photo the person who took it or the person who appears in the photo?
What if it’s one and the same, a "selfie"?
Revenge
porn sites also have a lot of the protections enjoyed by sites like
Facebook and Flickr. Under Section 230 of the Communications Decency
Act, notes Somini Sengupta at The New York Times, third-party platforms are usually not liable for content generated by their users.
If prosecutors can't go after sites, they would have to go after users — who are often anonymous. If an image goes viral, that further complicates the issue of who is responsible for posting an illegal photo.
There
are also First Amendment concerns, which have been raised by the
American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and the Electronic Frontier
Foundation (EFF).
"Whenever you try and criminalize speech, you have to do so in the most narrowly tailored way possible," EFF
lawyer Nate Cardozo tells KABC Los Angeles. He worries that Caifornia's
bill "also criminalizes the victimless instances" — such as sites that
host legal, consensual pornography.
Regardless of the legal
complications, passing the bill sends a message to police and
prosecutors, argues Danielle Citron, a law professor at the University
of Maryland. "It signals taking the issue seriously, that harms are
serious enough to be criminalized," he tells the Times.
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How Mobile Phones Can Change the World
Happy holidays and happy new year to all! It's time to change the world :)
Since they were developed over 40 years ago, mobile phones
have become somewhat of a phenomenon, with more and more emphasis going
into design, innovation and creativity. In fact, mobile phones have got
so big that it is expected that they will outnumber human beings in
2014.
But apart from using phones to text, call and update your Facebook
status, mobile phone devices are being developed in such a way to help
improve the lives of thousands of people across the globe.
Here we take a look at how modern technology is being used by
charities, health bodies and governments to reduce poverty and improve
living conditions for people who need it most.
Vodafone and GSK
At the end of last year Vodafone
announced that it was to develop a partnership with GSK and the charity
Save the Children in order to improve the healthcare of children in
Africa.
The partnership might sound like an unusual one; a children’s
charity, a mobile phone operator and a healthcare company don’t usually
mix, but this project was aimed at creating an innovative way to solve
health issues in developing countries with the direct use of mobile
phones.
It might also surprise you to learn that despite Africa being
notorious for its high levels of poverty, over half of its inhabitants
own a mobile phone of some sort. Experts have therefore concluded that
this could be the best way to increase vaccination rates in children
across the continent. The scheme will send a simple text message to
parents in order to inform them about the availability of vaccines in
their vicinity, as well as giving them an easy option of booking future
appointments with healthcare professionals.
Although the results
of the programme have not yet been revealed, if successful, the scheme,
which was initiated in Mozambique, will be spread across the whole of
Africa. The aim is for the number of children who receive a vaccination
for a preventable condition double from 5% to 10% within the trial year.
Mobile phones and women
Using technology to
improve the vaccination rate in Mozambique isn’t the first example of
using mobile phones to improve health and living conditions within
developing countries, either.
For instance, in Tanzania, a
project has been launched to help improve the education and care of new
mothers and their babies. The scheme is supported by the Tanzanian
Ministry of Health, and aims to give expectant and new mothers vital
information about pregnancy, labour and post natal care via a simple
text messaging service.
Mobile Technology Programme- the Cherie Blair Foundation
There
are also programmes run by several charities which aim to narrow the
gender gap in developing countries through the use of mobile phones.
The
Cherie Blair Foundation has discovered that women in Africa are 23%
less likely to own a mobile phone in Africa, 24% in the Middle East and
37% in South Asia. The charity has therefore founded the Mobile
Technology Programme which aims to support women all over the world who
want to get into the formerly masculine world of business.
Various
case studies show that given the correct technology and training,
female entrepreneurs have been able to set up and expand their own
businesses via direct access to mobile banking, suppliers and customers.
As a result, obtaining a mobile phone has reportedly helped 83%
of women to increase their income, empowering thousands of women all
over the globe.
Healthcare in the UK
And it’s
not just in African countries where mobile phones are becoming vital in
improving living and health conditions; in the UK, the National Health
Service (NHS) has developed a scheme whereby it sends a text message to
patients in order to confirm appointments and test results.
This
text messaging service also gives users advice and information about all
health issues, including smoking, obesity and travel vaccinations.
The future for mobile phone programmes?
The
above are just a handful of examples of how mobile phone technology can
change the way that people live their lives, and I expect that the
handheld devices which we all take for granted will only go on to be
used more and more within social and political spheres in developing
countries.
Many mobile phone manufacturers have latched onto the
business potential of these emerging markets, launching cheap handsets
such as the Huawei Ideos smartphone which is available for just $80.
That said, feature phones are more widely used in developing countries,
with handsets such as the Nokia 100- which has a lengthy battery life-
being highly popular.
However, some critics have accused mobile
manufacturers of exploiting people in these emerging markets, claiming
that even these cheap handsets are unattainable for those who live on
less than $2 a day.
So while programmes aimed to improve social
conditions in Africa, Asia and the Middle East appear to have some
success, is it really a long-term solution to help the poorest of people
in these regions? At what point will keeping up with the latest
technological innovations become less of an opportunity and more of a
pressure on precious financial resources?
Written by Charlotte Kertrestel from Mobilephones.com.
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The Top 10 Internet Trends of 2013
10 Tips for Avoiding the Tyranny of Email
Shane Parrish bets you can't even finish reading this story without checking
your email once. Yeah, he says, it's time to power down:
"I've
been giving a lot of thought to my habits recently and how they affect
me. One thing I've placed an increasingly watchful eye on is email.
Email
seems pervasive in our lives. We check email on the bus, we check it in
the bath. We check it first thing in the morning. We even check it
midconversation, with the belief that no one will notice.
John Freeman argues in The Tyranny of Email that the average office worker "sends and receives two hundred emails a day."
Email makes us reactive, as we race to keep up with the never-ending onslaught.
In
the past, only a few professions — doctors, plumbers perhaps, emergency
service technicians, prime ministers — required this kind of state of
being constantly on call. Now, almost all of us live this way.
Everything must be attended to — and if it isn't, chances are another
email will appear in a few hours asking if indeed the first message was
received at all.
Working at the speed of email is like trying to
gain a topographic understanding of our daily landscape from a speeding
train — and the consequences for us as workers are profound.
Interrupted every thirty seconds or so, our attention spans are
fractured into a thousand tiny fragments. The mind is denied the
experience of deep flow, when creative ideas flourish and complicated
thinking occurs. We become task-oriented, tetchy, terrible at listening
as we try to keep up with the computer. The email inbox turns our mental
to-do list into a palimpsest — there's always something new and even
more urgent erasing what we originally thought was the day's priority.
Incoming mail arrives on several different channels — via email,
Facebook, Twitter, instant message — and in this era of backup we're
sure that we should keep records of our participation in all these
conversations. The result is that at the end of the day we have a few
hundred or even a few thousand emails still sitting in our inbox.
Part
of us likes all of the attention email gives us. It has been shown that
email is addictive in many of the same ways slot machines are addictive
— variable reinforcement.
Tom Stafford, a lecturer in the
Department of Psychology at the University of Sheffield, explains: "This
means that rather than reward an action every time it is performed, you
reward it sometimes, but not in a predictable way. So with email,
usually when I check it there is nothing interesting, but every so often
there's something wonderful — an invite out, or maybe some juicy gossip
— and I get a reward." [The Tyranny of Email]
There are chemical
reasons this happens that go well beyond our love of gossip. If we're
doing something that pays out randomly, our brain releases dopamine when
we get something good and our body learns that we need to keep going if
we want a reward.
"Ironically," Freeman writes, "tools meant to
connect us are enabling us to spend even more time apart." The
consequences are disastrous.
Spending our days communicating
through this medium, which by virtue of its sheer volume forces us to
talk in short bursts, we are slowly eroding our ability to explain — in a
careful, complex way — why it is so wrong for us and to complain,
resist, or redesign our workdays so that they are manageable.
Life on the email treadmill
"If
the medium is the message, what does that say about new survey results
that found nearly 60 percent of respondents check their email when
they're answering the call of nature." — Michelle Masterson
When
you arrive at work and there are twenty emails in your inbox, the weight
of that queue is clear: everyone is waiting for you.
So you
clear and clear and clear, only to learn that the faster you reply, the
faster the replies come boomeranging back to you — thanks, follow-ups,
additional requests, and that one-line sinker, "How are you doing these
days?" It shouldn't be such a burden to be asked your state of mind. In
the workplace, however, where the sheer volume of correspondence can
feel as if it has been designed on the high to enforce a kind of
task-oriented tunnel vision, such a question is either a trapdoor or an
escape hatch.
At the workplace it used to be hard to share things without a lot of
friction. Now sharing is frictionless and free. CC'ing and forwarding to
keep people "in the loop" has become a mixed blessing. Now everything
is collaborative and if people are left off emails they literally feel
left out.
"What information consumes is rather obvious: it
consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence a wealth of information
creates a poverty of attention, and a need to allocate that attention
efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might
consume it." — Herb Simon
We live in a culture in which doing
everything all at once is admired and encouraged — have our spreadsheet
open while we check email, chin on the phone into our shoulder, and
accept notes from a passing office messenger. Our desk is Grand Central
and we are the conductor, and it feels good. Why? If we're this busy,
clearly we're needed; we have a purpose. We are essential. The internet
and email have certainly created a "desire to be in the know, to not be
left out, that ends up taking up a lot of our time" — at the expense of
getting things done, said Mark Ellwood, the president of Pace
Productivity, which studies how employees spend their time.
Of
course we can't multitask the way technology leads us to believe we can.
"Multitasking," Walter Kirn wrote in an essay called "The Autumn of the
Multitaskers," messes with the brain in several ways:"
At the
most basic level, the mental balancing acts that it requires — the
constant switching and pivoting — energize regions of the brain that
specialize in visual processing and physical coordination and
simultaneously appear to shortchange some of the higher areas related to
memory and learning. We concentrate on the act of concentration at the
expense of whatever it is that we're supposed to be concentrating on.
What
does this mean in practice? Consider a recent experiment at UCLA, where
researchers asked a group of 20-somethings to sort index cards in two
trials, once in silence and once while simultaneously listening for
specific tones in a series of randomly presented sounds. The subjects'
brains coped with the additional task by shifting responsibility from
the hippocampus — which stores and recalls information — to the
striatum, which takes care of rote, repetitive activities. Thanks to
this switch, the subjects managed to sort the cards just as well with
the musical distraction — but they had a much harder time remembering
what, exactly, they'd been sorting once the experiment was over.
Even
worse, certain studies find that multitasking boosts the level of
stress related hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline and wears down
our systems through biochemical friction, prematurely aging us. In the
short term, the confusion, fatigue, and chaos merely hamper our ability
to focus and analyze, but in the long term, they may cause it to
atrophy.
"In other words," writes Freeman in The Tyranny of Email,
"a work climate that revolves around multitasking, and constant
interruptions has narrowed our cognitive window down to a care, basic
facility: rote, mechanical tasks."
We like to think we are in
control of our environment, that we act upon it and shape it to our
needs. It works both ways, though; changes we make to the world can have
unseen ramifications that impact our ability to live in it.
Attention
means being present. Being present helps mindfullness. Thanks to an
environment of constant stimulation the biggest challenge these days is
maintaining focus.
"Immersing myself in a book or lengthy article
used to be easy," wrote Nicolas Carr in an essay entitled "Is Google
Making Us Stupid?"
My mind would get caught up in the narrative
or the turns of the argument, and I'd spend hours strolling through long
stretches of prose. That's rarely the case anymore. Now my
concentration often starts to drift after two or three pages. I get
fidgety, lose the thread, begin looking for something else to do. I feel
as if I'm always dragging my wayward brain back to the text. The deep
reading that used to come naturally has become a struggle.
Carr wrote an excellent book on the subject, The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains. If you don't have the time, or attention span, to read the book, you can watch the video.
Reading
and other meditative tasks are best performed in what psychologist
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi calls a "state-of-flow," in which "our focus
narrows, the world seems to drop away, and we become less conscious of
ourselves and more deeply immersed in ideas and language and complex
thoughts," Freeman writes.
Communication tools, however, seem to be working against this state.
In Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience, Csikszentmihalyi writes:
In
today's world we have come to neglect the habit of writing because so
many other media of communication have taken its place. Telephones and
tape recorders, computers and fax machines are more efficient in
conveying news. If the only point to writing were to transmit
information, then it would deserve to become obsolete. But the point of
writing is to create information, not simply to pass it along. In the
past, educated persons used journals and personal correspondence to put
their experiences into words, which allowed them to reflect on what had
happened during the day. The prodigiously detailed letters so many
Victorians wrote are an example of how people created patterns of order
out of the mainly random events impinging on their consciousness. The
kind of material we write in diaries and letters does not exist before
it is written down.
It is the slow, organically growing process of thought involved in writing that lets the ideas emerge in the first place.
In The Tyranny of Email, Freeman sums up the multitasking argument:
Multitasking
may not be perfect, but it can push the brain to add new capacity; the
problem, however, remains that the small gains in capacity are
continuously, rapidly, outstripped by the speeding up and growing volume
of incoming demand on our attention.
Why is it so hard to read these days?
In his essay on Google Carr writes:
It
is clear that users are not reading online in the traditional sense;
indeed there are signs that new forms of "reading" are emerging as users
"power browse" horizontally through titles, contents pages and
abstracts going for quick wins. It almost seems that they go online to
avoid reading in the traditional sense.
Some of this is due to
changes in the medium itself. Newspaper articles are shorter and
catchier. Text has become bigger. We're becoming a PowerPoint culture.
We need bullet points, short sentences, and fancy graphics. We skim
rather than read. Online readers are "selfish, lazy, and ruthless," said
Jakob Nielson, a usability engineer. If we don't get what we want, as
soon as we want it, we move to the next site.
But all of this has a cost.
"What
we are losing in this country, and presumably around the world is the
sustained, focused, linear attention developed by reading," said Dana
Gioia, a former chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts. "I
would believe people who tell me that the internet develops reading if I
did not see such a universal decline in reading ability and reading
comprehension on virtually all tests."
"If the research on multitasking is any guide," Freeman writes in the The Tyranny of Email,
"and if several centuries of liberal arts education have proven
anything, the ability to think clearly and critically and develop an
argument comes from reading in a focused manner."
These skills
are important because they enable employees to step back from an
atmosphere of frenzy and make sense in a busy, nearly chaotic
environment. If all companies want, though, is worker bees who will
simply type till they drop and badger one another into a state of
overload, a new generation of inveterate multitaskaholics might be just
what they get. If that's the case, workplace productivity isn't the only
thing that will suffer.
Freeman concludes his book by offering several tips you can do to
take back control of your life and the mental space email is consuming.
1. Don't send
The
most important thing you can do to improve the state of your inbox,
free up your attention span, and break free of the tyranny of email is
not to send an email. As most people now know, email only creates more
email, so by stepping away from the messaging treadmill, even if for a
moment every day, you instantly dial down the speed of the email
messagopolis.
2. Don't check it first thing in the morning or late at night
Not
checking your email first thing will also reinforce a boundary between
your work and your private life, which is essential if you want to be
fully present in either place. If you check your email before getting to
work, you will probably begin to worry about work matters before you
actually get there. Checking your e-mail first thing at home doesn't
give you a jump on the workday; it just extends it. Sending email before
and after office hours has a compounded effect, since it creates an
environment in which workers are tacitly expected to check their email
at the same time and squeeze more work out of their tired bodies.
3. Check it twice a day
Checking
your email twice a day will … allow you to set the agenda for your day,
which is essential if you want to stay on task and get things done in a
climate of constant communication.
4. Keep a written to-do list and incorporate email into it
5. Give good email
6. Read the entire incoming email before replying
This
seems like a pretty basic rule, but a great deal of email is generated
by people replying without having properly read initial messages.
7. Don't debate complex or sensitive matters by email
8. If you have to work as a group by email, meet your correspondents face to face
9. Set up your desktop to do something else besides email
As
much as you can, take control over your office space by setting aside
part of your desk for work that isn't done on the computer. Imagine it
as your thinking area, where you can read or take notes or doodle as you
work out a problem.
10. Schedule media-free time
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Does social media make us smarter?
Turns out there are some benefits to shrinking your attention span to nothing!
As reported by Monica Nickelsburg, on any given day, the average
American teenager spends more than 7.5 hours online and uses his or her
cellphone 60 times. While these numbers strike fear in the hearts of
parents and crotchety novelists lamenting the loss of a more meaningful
existence, there are some real benefits to a technology-saturated life:
Young people spend far more time consuming new information, honing
verbal concision, and interacting with a diverse audience than they have
at any point in history.
Social media
might render us mean and unhappy, but it also makes us more
intelligent, according to a new study. Research suggests social media
can improve verbal, research, and critical-thinking skills, despite
popular concern about the damaging effects of the internet on
impressionable youths.
Stanford professor Andrea Lunsford
collected 877 freshman composition papers from 1917 to 2006 to study the
ways technological advances have changed the quality of writing. Often
the biggest complaint about "digital natives" is lazy prose — a tendency
to use abbreviations and poor grammar — but Lunsford's research
suggests that's a myth. She discovered there was virtually no change in
the number of errors in composition papers over the past century. She
also found that by 2006, papers were six times longer, more thoroughly
researched, and more complex than those written in 1917.
"Student
writers today are tackling the kinds of issues that require inquiry and
investigation as well as reflection," Lunsford told The Globe and Mail.
Of
course, major advances in education over the past century need to be
accounted for when reviewing Lunsford's findings. But there is one
change inextricably tied to social media: Young people spend far more
time writing outside the classroom than ever before. They spend hours on
extracurricular composition in the form of tweets, texts, emails,
comments, photo captions, and discussion boards.
It's easy to
write this off as meaningless chatter and narcissistic navel-gazing, but
Lunsford's findings suggest it does influence quality of writing. Sites
with character counts, like Twitter, are particularly beneficial
because they teach users to be economical with language.
Digital
connectedness can also provide students with a greater sense of purpose
in their work. Writing for an engaged, responsive audience often
motivates people to make their work more compelling, even if they're
just composing a 140-character tweet.
Clive Thompson, author of Smarter Than You Think: How Technology Is Changing Our Minds for the Better, explains why this wide range of readers is beneficial:
One
good example is allowing children to write for this incredible, global
audience. When kids are writing a paper for a teacher, they sort of
don't care, because they know the teacher doesn't care, they are being
paid to read this, it's just an assignment and a grade. But as soon as
you connect them with an authentic audience, the same way adults do on
blogs and Twitter, the kids completely throw themselves into the work.
Once
they saw their first comment from someone outside the classroom, their
entire world shifted, because they understand they are thinking
publicly, and that catalyzes them to produce something better. They go
over their work and ask others to critique it before posting. Teachers
who had struggled to get kids to write a two-page book report suddenly
found they would willingly compose a painstakingly researched 35,000
word walk-through of their favorite video game.
That's not to
say social media doesn't have negative effects. Even Thompson and
Lunsford recognize that the impact of technology on young minds is
complicated. One clear casualty of the digital revolution is our
attention spans. Ten years ago the average attention span was 12
minutes. In just a decade it's been reduced to five seconds.
"The
distraction issue is real and significant, you can't get certain types
of important thinking and work done if you're constantly darting around
from one thing to another," Thompson told The Verge. "The
problem is, we currently have this information ecology that has been
designed to capture as much of your attention as possible."
Research
also suggests that Facebook can contribute to feelings of sadness and
dissatisfaction. But these symptoms of social media, while unfortunate,
are not inconsistent with Lunsford's and Thompson's findings. After all,
if history is any indicator, unhappiness and intelligence are not
mutually exclusive.
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Could a social media eraser law save an over-sharing generation?
California's pending Internet "eraser button" law gives minors a way to (partially) expunge their digital footprint.
As reported by Peter Weber, California's legislature recently passed a landmark law giving minors the legal right to scrub their Internet history clean. That means, if Gov. Jerry Brown (D) doesn't veto the bill, anyone under 18 will be able to digitally erase any Facebook harangue, indiscreet Instagram, impolitic tweet, or any other web posting that doesn't age well.
The new law will protect "the teenager who says something on the Internet that they regret five minutes later," said California Senate leader Darrell Steinberg (D) after the upper chamber cleared his bill on Aug. 30, sending it to Brown's desk.
"Kids and teenagers often self-reveal before they self-reflect," agrees James Steyer at Common Sense Media, which pushed for the California law. "It's a very important milestone."
Who would oppose such an act of humanity? After all, people can often have their juvenile criminal records expunged or sealed when they turn 18, so why not extend the same courtesy to job-seekers trying to rid Google of that embarrassing photo they sent to their boyfriend in high school?
There are some open-Internet advocates who oppose the law on the idea that regulating the Internet always had unintended consequences. "We are principally concerned that this legal uncertainty for website operators will discourage them from developing content and services tailored to younger users, and will lead popular sites and services that may appeal to minors to prohibit minors from using their services," the Center for Democracy and Technology told California lawmakers, to no avail.
More sympathetic critics of the new law also "warn that in trying to protect children, the law could unwittingly put them at risk by digging deeper into their personal lives," says Somini Sengupta in The New York Times. "To comply with the law, for example, companies would have to collect more information about their customers, including whether they are under 18 and whether they are in California."
And then there's the possibility that teenagers will come to think of the law as a sort of digital version of the Amish Rumspringa — go do whatever you want, you crazy kids, and all will be forgiven when you come to your senses. The Internet, of course, doesn't work that way.
"Before minors celebrate by temporarily posting offensive jokes or pictures, the bill wisely provides that there is no guarantee removal by the initial website ensures complete elimination of the materials from the entire web," says Travis Crabtree at eMedia Law Insider.
Not only doesn't the law require the internet companies to remove the data from their servers, Crabtree notes, it also "only applies to content actually posted by the minor and not those pictures posted by the teen's friends who have less scruples."
It's not that California couldn't fix those shortcomings. In Europe, for example, an EU electronic data protection directive lets all Europeans — not just minors — "object to the processing of any data relating to himself," says Eugene K. Chow at The Huffington Post.
So when then-Formula One chief Max Mosley discovered in 2008, on the website of Britain's News of the World, that anyone with a Internet connection could watch a covertly recorded video of his participation in what the website alleged was a "sick Nazi orgy" with multiple prostitutes, he could do something about it. Mosley had "the legal grounds to sue Google in Germany and several other countries," says Chow, and he "could even compel the Internet giant to filter out the raunchy videos."
The European Commission's proposed "right to be forgotten" law would take those privacy rights and turn them up a few big notches. The controversial proposal would essentially give all Europeans the right to demand that tech companies erase any data they hold on a petitioning individual. The European Commissioners are still trying to work out how to best balance privacy rights and free speech concerns, but if we give teenagers an internet "eraser button," why not adults, too?
For one thing, the U.S. is not Europe, says Chow at The Huffington Post:
Despite the American myths that tout the individual as the pillar of society, European privacy laws have a more deeply rooted respect for individuals as evidenced by Europe's long tradition of prioritizing people over newspapers, photographers, and more recently, tech companies.... American laws frequently prioritize free speech at the expense of individual rights.
Nobody is arguing California's SB 568 is a perfect solution to the looming problems of a generation that seems to collectively have little hesitation about posting embarrassing and career-limiting stuff online, but at least the Golden State is taking a stab at the problem.
And while a national law would have a bigger impact, what California does matters, attorney Mali Friedman tells The New York Times. "Often you need to comply with the most restrictive state as a practical matter because the Internet doesn't really have state boundaries."
So if you're an Internet firm, you "may have to reassess the cost-benefit analysis of collecting certain types of data from minors," or even whether it's worth letting them use your site or app, says Cynthia Larose at Privacy and Security Matters.
On the other hand, she adds, if you worry that, "given the types of things minors deem appropriate to post on social networking websites like Facebook and Twitter, our country won't be able to produce an electable candidate for president in 40 years," laws like California's internet "eraser button" will help ensure that "many more of our children could become president someday."
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